Watch and sing along but DON'T do it!
The Melbourne Metro train company has launched the most funny advertising campaign towards young people to promote more safety in the train station and in life in general.
You will see there are so many Dumb or stupid ways to die in life...
Watch it and learn what NOT TO DO!
Now the lyrics to sing along:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die (x3)
So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die
